nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
aw shiet why u gotta be like that *SHOT* MY PLEASURE we’re gonna put this under a cut though, to protect the innocents *COUGH*
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this makes me want birds
I literally made a different noise in response to each of these as I scrolled down. aaha
this is ridiculous stop it immediately
Seasons according to the North
IT IS THAT DAY IN MARCH TODAY
welcome to that day in march
IT IS THAT DAY TODAY
TODAY WAS THAT DAY!
when you drop something but grab it before it hits the ground
cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them
- Who is louder?
- Who is more experimental?
- Who takes more risks?
- Do they fuck or make love?
- Lights on or off?
- Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
- Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
- Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
- Who comes first?
- Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
- Who is more submissive?
- Who usually initiates things?
- Who is more sensitive?
- Who has the most patience?
- Which kinks do they share?
when u make OCs but dont actually do anything with them